And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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