He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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