you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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