Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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