dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
That reminds me...we need to get swords
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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