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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
