How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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