Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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