The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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