this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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