Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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