I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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