WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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