when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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