Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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