Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so let's talk penis.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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