honey bunches of taint.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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