you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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