Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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