i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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