Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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