Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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