Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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