How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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