She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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