I've blown a few things in my day
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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