Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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