dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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