I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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