spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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