I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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