Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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