theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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