I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Do you still have your period?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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