i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
