your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
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Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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