i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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