3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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