people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Panties = found
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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