ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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