Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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