I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?