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(512): View more from Texas

I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.

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(810): View more from Michigan

She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.

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(512): View more from Texas

he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white

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(604): View more from British Columbia

It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

How bad is the voicemail?

(1-864): View more from South Carolina

You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience

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(434): View more from Virginia

I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising

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(410): View more from Maryland

Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.

(440): View more from Ohio

Ok. That just sounds baller.

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