i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?