I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.