lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is