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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die

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(864): View more from South Carolina

just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside

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(440): View more from Ohio

i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense

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(518): View more from New York

He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.

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(207): View more from Maine

His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.

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(905): View more from Ontario

How was the party

(1-905): View more from Ontario

I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me

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