My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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