4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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