dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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