oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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