Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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