Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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