can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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