Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
should my penis look like a turkey
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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