The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
We are all done wearing pants today
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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