Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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