This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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