I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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